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All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom

By Sadly No Legal scholar and man whose real name is also his porn star name Hans von Spakovsky grabs into Jonah Goldberg’s Cheetos bag for a true classic: The real racists are liberals blacks people...

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Our Indulgence of Propriety Is Over (InaugurationDayEndTimesEdition!)

By Provider_UNE_AndPlayersToBeHatedLater™ This morning, I awoke, several time actually, in a cold sweat happy to realize that whatever had been mare-ing my night, was gone for now and that it might...

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Quote of the Day

By Sadly No I couldn’t ignore this gem, from a CNN article written by Carol Swain and titled “How Donald Trump can be America’s change agent”: There is a pressing need to recognize and acknowledge the...

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Last Man Standing

By Sadly No Reading about Piers Morgan’s latest tweet reminded me of an old classic: The 2003 essay “The Pussification Of The Western Male” by Kim du Toit (such memories!): I want our literature to...

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Donald Trump is the new Bill Brasky (Alternative Facts Edition)

By Sadly No The weekend isn’t over and I’m thinking 2 things. First, it’s not gonna be enough that I returned to blogging as a hobby — I’m gonna need to quit my fucking day job. Second, holy crap,...

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Civil War: how does it work, or why does it continue to?

By Provider_UNE_AndPlayersToBeHatedLater™ Good Morning, friends Romans and Countrymen. It is the third morning on which I awake to discover that a prepubescent handed, Vulgarian Lout, has been...

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Who’s pissing me off now?

By Sadly No According to RedState’s streiff, it’s former President Obama (because of course): On Friday Morning, Obama Gave The Nation His Final ***** You Presumably, it used to read “Fuck You”...

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Who’s Pissing Me off too!!!

By Provider_UNE_AndPlayersToBeHatedLater™ Provider is a bit chuffed now…One could say that he has been dealing remarkably well with recovery from death zone exploration related program activities and...

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Blue is the New Black

By Sadly No Is it me, or was that Kellyanne Conway looking unhappy standing in the background during Trump’s ABC interview? And was she wearing Melania’s inauguration day dress with shortened sleeves?...

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Daddy Drank: Tax + Mexico = Donald

By Sadly No White House Press Secretary and Roger Goodell’s evil twin, Sean Spicer, unleashed the crazy today: President Donald Trump has decided he will seek to pay for the wall on the US’s southern...

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